Signs of a bad day:

1.You somehow screw up eating a slice of cheesecake.

Do you need any more signs?

These parents are ensuring that the cycle of constant bad luck continues for generations. Good job, parents!

Accidentally setting your hair on fire while trying to blow out your birthday candles is just plain unlucky. At least you get cake afterwards, though, which is nice.

If there's any bad day humor to be taken from this situation, it's this: That poor dog probably ended up having a way worse day than their owner. By that I mean that dogs aren't supposed to eat chocolate...not that it's going to poop a whole lot.

Sure, she's having a really bad day, but what of her ceiling repair man? Did you ever stop to think about him?

If you like oregano, I guess this is basically your Christmas. If you hate oregano...I'm sorry.

This lady had to spend her whole subway ride sitting next to a real ass. See what I did there? It's a real...eh, you get it.

The funny thing about this is that this guy's natural skin color is tomato red. I guess what I'm just wondering is, what the hell happened to his chest?

This copy machine has the worst luck because it got a cold on her birthday! In this world copy machines sneeze and have birthdays!

Huh, I had no idea Porches were amphibious.

Wait, they're not?

Oh, I've made a grave mistake.

To complete the loop, that blue car has a smaller blue car on its back. People like irony when they're having a bad day, right?

Is this a toilet or some type of monster that eats toilet paper?

YES I'm aware that that also describes a toilet.

If there's one thing this woman loves, it's sitting on a freshly painted bench. Truly, her life is #blessed.

Nobody panic. This is just how "Crane: The Ride" ends. They pull you out of the ride with a crane. It's fun!

You had ONE job, Zamboni!