If you're self-conscious about being vertically challenged, there is a surgery available for you. Leg lengthening is a grueling and painful process where bones are broken and metal rods inserted for new bone and tissue to form around. We'll stick to wearing high heels, thanks!
You can now achieve luscious lashes that literally don't stop growing. The only downside is they don't always grow in uniform directions and you have to take a pair of scissors to your eyes if you want to keep them in check/be able to see past them.
We're convinced dimple creation surgery is aimed exclusively at sociopaths that want to convince their enemies that they're just a cute little cherub person... Then ambush them with "full bitch" when they're least expecting it.
This superstition-based surgery is apparently trending in Japan. Customers who wish to alter their life-path believe that changing their palm lines will be the secret to happiness and a long life. Whatever floats your boat, we guess!
This guy's "shadow" didn't know what time it was until it underwent beard surgery. Now it's always at an even 5 o'clock and it couldn't be happier.
Facial hair transplants use the same technology as regular hair transplants. We just hope they don't take hair from the head, because that could start a vicious and very expensive cycle of bald patches.
Modern science (if a little shocking) is pretty damn amazing. "Prelamination" is clearly for medical purposes and allows a patient to grow their own replacement feature, such as a nose, which can later be removed and attached to the correct place.
We're just glad he didn't need a new penis... He probably would've looked like a bit of a d***head.