To be fair, that's a ridiculous place for a mail slot. How are you supposed to see it all the way down there?
This mail carrier is either super lazy or passive-aggressive, but probably both.
The term "leave it under the mat" applies to keys and letters, but never boxes. Come on, delivery guy. Day one stuff.
Looks like somebody's new flat screen just got a little bit flatter. #CaughtOnTape
File under: that awkward moment when you forget to set the parking brake.
Wait. Is this a delivery or part of a scavenger hunt? I'm confused.
Something tells me this postal worker doesn't give AF.
I mean, it says it right there!
"The last time I checked, 'under the mat' means 'under the mat.'" - Wiseass mailman
Here's a fun fact: "UPS" is short for "UPSet Driver." *
*Not actually true.
"I knew there was something I forgot to do. Whoops."
"I know. I'll just hide this package behind some decorative corn.That should do it."
"You don't have a doormat or decorative corn, so where the hell was I supposed to put it? Geez."
"The note said to leave in a discreet location. I thought putting a rug under a rug accomplished that."
Breaking someone's garden gnome? That has to be at least 10 years of bad luck, right? Any gnomes or Germans or out there want to verify that?