Hi-C had flavors like Fruit Punch, Cherry and, of course, Grape Drink. It's true flagship, however was clearly...
Oh yeah! Ecto-Cooler! When you need a drink/ that don't look good/ who you gonna call...
Ugh. These were how you knew the picnic/hot dog social that your mom was forcing you to go to was gonna suck.
Shut up, hippie Fruitopia. You're made by Coca-Cola. You're about as new age as Paris Hilton after taking one yoga class.
It's orange juice, if orange juice had subtle notes of snot. I would have chosen the purple stuff.
Hmm... Veryfine. It's... not very fine.
This was the tell-tale sign of a bourgie kid. Oh look, Roger's mom can afford 100% juice! Let's get him!
Kool-Aid was not just a drink, it was an important economic tool. I made literally tens of dollars selling that powdered swill.
Oh man! I'm gonna drink six Squeezits and then try to throw my bike over a fence for four hours! Summer's great!
Wanna be an astronaut? Then drink this sugary orange concoction!
Childhood is built on lies.
Capri Sun straws: the kindergarten version of the toothbrush-shiv.
All I remember about Five Alive was that it tastes like fruit juice in the same way that pee-pee tastes like fruit juice.
V8: the juice that can be considered punishment.
But those leaning commercials from the '80s were awesome.
If there is one group who knows how to make orange juice, it's anthropomorphic ducks with bad tempers. Thanks for the OJ, Walt!
"Fruitrock Punch?" "Caverock Cooler?" It seems like they spent as much time making this juice as they did making Viva Rock Vegas.