Wi-Fi Network Names That Are Funnier Than Yours - Modern Seinfeld | Guff

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1. Modern Seinfeld

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This is what happens when you try to log on to the Soup Nazi's Wi-Fi. "No Free Wi-Fi for you!"

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2. Full Circle

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It's impressive when you're so passive aggressive that it becomes full blown aggressive.

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3. Grab Your Pitchfork

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Such vast knowledge of underground musical genres can only mean one thing...this took place in Brooklyn.

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4. G.O.T. Wi-Fi?

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"Winternet is coming..."

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5. Joker

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This is by far the funniest way to tell your neighbors to secure their Wi-Fi.

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6. And the Nobel Prize for Best Wi-Fi Network Name Goes To...

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This is the best scientist-related pun. Way better than Neil DeGrasse W-Fi-Son.

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7. Over Sharer

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Log off and see a doctor, man!

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8. Gross Bro

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I hope this dude's mom comes over and asks what his Wi-Fi is a reference to, because that's what he deserves for naming his network after the grossest thing ever.

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9. Nailed It

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"Can't we all just call aLAN?"

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10. File Under

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How to get everyone in your building to stop watching porn.

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11. Internet Terrorism

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Al Kayduh's over, bro. It's all about Wi-FISIS.

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12. Liar!

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IF THIS WERE TRUE THAT SECOND ONE WOULD BE UNLOCKED.

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13. No Wi-Fi Coffee Shop

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That sign might as well say, "Going out of the business!"

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14. That Awkward Moment

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When your ex lives next door.

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15. Fun Fact

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Nature's network is protected by the National Park Service.

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16. Wi-Fi Wars

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Sorry, Deathstar, but you have no chance. Abort!

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17. Found in Translation

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A little joke for our Spanish speaking followers. Porque = why.

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18. Five Hours Later

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A guy walks up to the barista five hours later. "Here's the answer."

Barista says, "Oh, it says just kidding at the bottom of the sign. Wi-Fi is free."

Guy literally explodes.

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19. Good Old Days

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Password: StillLivingin2004

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20. Well Played

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Let's all put our phones down and slow clap for this genius. Bravo!

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