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Why Did An Indian Tea Company Give Trump 6,000 Bags Of Green Tea?

Donald Trump receives a gift that could help him make America great again.
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1. Might As Well Trump

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It's a remarkable time for politics in America. Donald Trump is set to accept the Republican nomination for President of the United States, making him the first saggy-pumpkin-with-yellow-dryer-lint-for-hair in the history of America to receive such a distinguished honor. 

Of course, his nomination has some people concerned. Apart from being a xenophobic, misogynistic blowhard who resorts to childishly lashing out at the slightest hint of criticism, it's been noted that Trump often struggles to put sentences together that include words with more than three syllables in them.

One Indian tea company is looking to change that by providing Trump with a generous gift that could help increase his brain power.

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2. Tea Time For Donald

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Te-A-Me Teas delivered 6,000 bags of green tea to Trump Tower in New York City to cleanse Trump's mind and make him smarter. According to Global Post, that's enough tea to last you four times a day for four years.

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3. Mind, Body And Soul

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"We firmly believe green tea can do a lot of good to people. We thought green tea will help him (Trump) cleanse his mind, body and soul," said Sumit Shah, executive director at Te-A-Me Teas.

No word on whether or not the tea can cleanse his face of the rub-on tan that's been permanently slathered onto it.

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4. Dear Mr. Trump

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The gift even came with a letter from Shah, touting the benefits of green tea. Unfortunately, they didn't use the words "tremendous," "great," "classy" or "huge" to describe the tea, making it difficult for Trump to understand just how good it is.

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5. #TeaForTrump

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Te-A-Me has even set up a web site — teafortrump.com — where people are asked to tweet at Trump and encourage him to drink the tea with the hashtag #TeaForTrump. As of this writing, there have been over 17,000 tweets insisting Trump take a sip of the good green stuff.

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6. Sakes And Steaks

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"Green tea is also proven to make people smarter. So our message is, please Mr Trump drink the tea," said Shah. "For your sake, for America's sake, for the world's sake."

It's the perfect drink to wash down aTrump Steak, or the bitterness from one of Trump's many other failed business ventures.

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7. It's Not Easy Being Green

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What makes this gift such a grand gesture is the fact that Te-A-Me doesn't even sell its brain-strengthening teas in the U.S. This could explain Trump's landslide victory in the primary election.

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8. Special Delivery

Click the video to watch Te-a-Me's special delivery to Trump Tower.

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