The latest personality test to take over the online world is slightly more disgusting than usual. Well, at least for those (me) who have an aversion to toes because this test tells you the kind of personality you have based on the shape of your toes. Scientific research at its best.
So what the hell, let’s dive into this, shall we? First off are the Roman toes. A “common” shape, the Roman toes shape is when the big toe is the longest and the other toes get shorter down the line. If you have these toes, then you “are blessed with even-keeled, friendly” personality. If you’re not and you’re a bastard then be nice or if it’s too much effort, change the shape of your toes. Don’t mess with the accuracy of this test.
Roman toed people are “generally well-liked in return.” They’re famous “for being excellent at dealing with difficult personalities. Now for the "Fire toes." This is when the second toe is longer than the big toe.
I personally call this the annoying shape that fills OCD people like me with frustration because toes should come in descending order. But Fire-toed people have their perks. They are the fun ones, the creatives. They “always have genius plans” so if you don’t have these shaped toes forget about ever doing something creative. The test says so….
If you have these shaped toes, then you are “incredibly thoughtful," you are patient, pragmatic, honest and you help others “resolve conflicts and come up with diplomatic solutions.” I must say, very accurate. I’m the most honest person I know.
Also known as the "what-the-hell-is-going-on-with-your-pinky" shape. This is similar to the Roman toes but the last toe is much tinier than the rest. If you have this foot, shape then you are “generally pretty open.”
This shape is when your toes are spaced out. These toes know their boundaries, they know how to live a life. They’re not interested in a lifetime of rubbing shoulders with someone, no matter how close they are. These things need space and apparently, so do you if you have these shaped toes.
Warrior Toes are when your big toe is long and the rest of your toes are almost the same length. Apparently, these shaped toes will make you the life of the party. You are also a very passionate person about the things that you care about.
A rare form, inclined toes is when you have a gap between your second and third toe. If you are born with this shape, then you “might naturally be quiet,” a peace-keeper. If your toes grow into this shape with time, you can end up in codependent relationships. If the latter’s the case, blame your toes, not yourself.
This shape is when your big toe “strays far away from the other four.” Consider it as the big toe having commitment issues while the other four are perfectly happy being attached to the hip. Together forever.
This shape means that you are happy being an outsider. You love being independent and you “will usually choose to play devil’s advocate in any situation” because you’re THAT person. Yeh, I’m not living up to my patient personality just yet….