According to law, a person is not required to tell an officer if they're HIV positive or not, but Jones had felt the need to explain after the officer discovered her expired medical maruijuina card in the car as well. A spokesperson for the Dearborn police department released a statement saying this incident is not a reflection on his police force.
A 91-year-old man in Avon Park, FL, is being charged with attempted murder after pulling a gun out on some landscapers. According to reports, Max Horton was outside his home when he saw two landscapers getting grass clippings on his car. Instead of asking them to stop, he pulled out a firearm and ordered the men to get on the grass because he was going to "kill them now."
Did you know Matthew McConaughey has a brother? Me neither until today. Apparently his name is Michael but prefers to be called "Rooster." He is also a hit reality show star on his show West Texas Investors Club (also, didn't know this existed until today).
However, if there is one thing Rooster loves more than his new show, it is beer. According to reports, Rooster loves beer so much he decided to name his son Miller Lyte, after his favorite brand of brew.
In collaboration with UK-based Great British Teddy Bear Company and a Chinese architectural firm, China will soon have a theme park totally devoted to British Teddy Bears. The park is hoping to draw in 250,000 visitors each year and will offer its patrons the experience of being in a quaint British town complete with bears walking around in Robin Hood costumes on cobblestone streets.
Christopher Johnson, aged 46, of St Osburg's Road in Stoke has been asked to stay away from playgrounds after getting frisky with a slide. Actually, to be correct, we have to report that this is his second indecent incident with a slide. The police have decided to give Johnson a three-year order which requires him to stay away from playgrounds and to attend a sex-offender course.
As if Tinder didn't make us all feel like we're pieces of meat already, Sizzl will allow users to connect over bacon...and then what? The conversation could hopefully lead to dinner dates since both parties clearly have one thing on their mind: food.
In the headline that causes every millennial to whisper "same," a transplant to St. Louis has announced he will be marrying a pizza.Eric Christensen posted a video that if hislocal comedy troupe STL Up Late was able to get their Kickstarter funded that he would marry a St. Louis style pizza, which is essentially cardboard and fake cheese. Soon after launching the campaign, which can be found here, St. Louis stepped up and helped him reach his goal....which means! Christensen and his comedy troupe will get a show on network TV this November and he has to keep good on his word and marry a 12-in pizza.
Costco was meant to be the place you could go if you had thirteen children coming to your house for a birthday party and needed a tub of ice cream so big it could keep them busy for 30 minutes. Now, it has become the battleground. Last Sunday in Burbank, CA, a 78-year-old man told a 24-year-old man to stop taking so many Nutella waffle samples, because they're for everyone. Instead of walking away like any sane person should, the 24-year-old decided to punch out the elderly man. The 78-year-old was admitted to the hospital with a one-inch cut on his face and minor bruising, while the assaulter Derrick Gharabighi, is due in court next week.
We get that Nutella is delicious, but is it really worth all this!?
9. Woman Accused Of Possessing Meth, Was Just Sauce on a Spoon
Because it wouldn't be a What the Guff?! without a post about Florida.
In Gainesville, Florida, a 23 year-old student by the name of Ashley Gabrielle Huff, was pulled over by officers and later charged with the possession of methamphetamine. Although she told officers that the residue on the spoon in her care was spaghetti sauce, she was still taken in and the spoon was sent to the lab for testing.
"I think she said it had been SpaghettiOs," said Chris van Rossem, an assistant public defender working on the case, to local news stations. And it turns out, Huff was right ”” there was just spaghetti sauce on the spoon. No word yet if they police department has made a public apology to Huff, but frankly who keeps a spoon covered in sauce in their car?
We can't really say we blame her, even though it was incredible unsafe and dumb.The Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department is reporting that a northern Indiana woman got into a car accident after discovering that there was a spider perched on her shoulder, causing her to leap out of her moving car.
The woman's 9-year-old son was in the car and after his mom jumped out, the child attempted to hit the brake and accidentally hit the accelerator, sending the car smashing into a telephone pole. The child was taken to the hospital and suffered minor head injuries.