Jordan Alexander, the mean-mugging woman in this photo, was less than pleased when her husband refused to go on Splash Mountain with her. Alexander said she practiced her angry face the entire ride in preparation for this gem of a photo.
3. Hiker Turns Over Ancient Coin to Authorities Like a Good Person
A hiker took a trek through Galilee, Israel and collected a 2,000-year-old golden coin, which she promptly handed over to the Israel Antiquities Authority. Found near an archaeological site, the coin bears an image of the first emperor of the Roman Empire, Augustus, dated around A.D. 107.
The Indiana Jones nerd in us is going ape-shit, torn between keeping the coin for our non-existent antiquities collection, and admitting that it "belongs in a museum!"
A Brooklyn waiter at IHOP has been charged with giving away more than $3,000 in beverages to his customers. In response, the waiter said, "I am serving the ones in need. I take from the rich and give to the poor... I am a modern day Robin Hood."
Whatever you need to tell yourself to get through the day, buddy.
5. Teacher Hangs Dead Rodent to Put a Stop to Eating in Class
So, a teacher hung a dead mouse in the front of her classroom and all the parents lost their shit. Alright, before we all freak out, the biology teacher in question teaches high school students not five year olds, and she has repeatedly asked her class not to bring food into the classroom, due to the crumbs.
Hell, back in our day, the shop teacher kept a kid's finger in a formaldehyde jar to reiterate the importance of safety around the bandsaw.
We're just curious how you tell a patient when he wakes up from the anesthesia that, "Um, sir, well we're not sure how... but it seems we... well... we've accidentally... *mumble mumble* given you a vasectomy.
And you thought you were having a bad day.
8. Getaway Driver Charged After Stealing $ From Girl Scouts