Drunk-in-love Ayan Zhademov, a 20 year old Kazakhstan student, was in a tough spot when his 17 year old girlfriend told him that she was worried about an upcoming test. Instead of helping her study, or buying her flowers, he decided that he would take matters into his own hands and take the test for her. Donning a black wig and school-girl outfit, Zhademov attempted to sit the test for his girlfriend before being, obviously, caught. He is being fined 1,400 GBP for his actions, but thankfully local people have begun referring to him as the "romantic of the year." So...it all works out?
We love you just the way you are, Romeo! Billionaire Steven Cohen has sent away his domesticated pig, Romeo, after it became too fat. The pig was living high on the hog in Cohen's 30-room mansion located in Connecticut, even going as far as to have his own room. However, once Romeo reached 70 kilos, his kind demeanor shifted. His family sent him to live on a vegan animal rescue so that he could be with other pigs. Here is to hoping you find love and happiness, Romeo.
ABC treated the world to a little too much LeBron James' this past Thursday night when they aired his junk being flashed on live TV. Game 4 between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors, the cameraman got a little too close to the basketball player as he adjusted himself in his shorts. Needless to say, the audience spotted the flash and immediately took to Twitter to discuss it.
Rachel Dolezal, president of the local chapter of the NAACP in Spokane Washington has come under investigation after placing "african-american" as her ethnicity when filling out her application to serve on the citizen police ombudsman commission. Dolezal's biological parents have come forward claiming that they're both "white" and the Dolezal has been lying about her ethnicity with makeup and hair styling. In addition to being president of the NAACP, Dolezal is an adjunct professor at Eastern Washington University, one who has given lectures on the cultural importance of black women's hair. When confronted with questions about the ethnicity of her parents, Dolezal gave this head-scratching response: "There's a lot of complexities... and I don't know that everyone would understand that. We're all from the African continent,"
In San Diego the police have made a major bust in an illegal crime ring. Three suspects are in custody for stealing Legos, Disney "Frozen" toys and other merchandise from local toy stores. While this may seem like petty shoplifting, the group eventually made off with $100,000 in merchandise hitting five stores at least 30 times. There are a suspected five members involved with the ring, one other being arrested for other crimes, and the other is still on the run. We smell a Bling Ring sequel in the works...
Adult film juggernaut PornHub has decided it wants to send "sextronauts" into space to film the first out of this world adult film. The company has begun a 30-day crowdfunding campaign to raise the 3.4 million needed for the project. The money will go towards "stain-proof" suits, a team of people to ride up to witness the event, and "state-of-the-art video equipment to broadcast the iconic moment." Although 3.4 million may seem steep, for a space mission it's fairly low. So far they've raised $15,000 in the course of two days as of this article publishing. We're not sure how they plan to get this accomplished, but according to the campaign if you donate $10 you get early access to the video. This is definitely what astronauts had in mind when they dedicated their lives to the skies.
Lady Gaga's album Artpop may have been met with lukewarm reception, but her fame is still picking up speed in the bovine world. Lady Gaga is the name given to the "prettiest cow" in Oldenburg for the next two years. Her owner, Henrik Wille, bought the cow three years ago and he's not sure why the previous owner named her after the famous popstar. Much like her popstar counterpart, Cow Gaga travels with her own stylist who trims her coat and shampoos her. Lady Gaga the cow had to beat out 200 other contestants for her coveted prize and we couldn't be happier for her.