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Yeah, yeah, sweeping someone off their feet is all fine and dandy, but once the feet have been swept...

"You want my opinion? We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness ”” and call it love ”” true love." ”” Robert Fulghum, True Love (quote often misattributed to Dr. Seuss)

Here are some of the weird things that you do when you're in love. 

Friend: "Somebody pass the avocado."

You and Your S.O.: *giggle uncontrollably*

Friend: "I'm sorry, what?"

You and Your S.O.: "Don't ask..."

They're funny, and couples should be able to laugh together. Plus farts are just your butt's way of blowing a kiss. 

Worried that your mole is starting to look different? Besides you, no one knows your body better than your bae.*

*Especially if bae is a doctor.

Holding hands? Pffft, try holding your S.O.'s hand up to your ear and pretending it's a phone. WAY more fun. 

Sometimes it's fun to just get a reaction out of them. Nothing gets a reaction quicker than randomly being naked as soon as they come out of the bathroom.

A simple "I love you" will no longer do. You have to think outside of the box.

"What's up with all the political rants Vincent is making? I can't believe Anne is putting up with that." 

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Why go out when we can stay IN? For forever... 

"Saturday? Ohhhh I can't. I promised Mike it'd be a date night." *

* No you didn't.**

** Your date night is you two binge watching M*A*S*H on the couch for the 11th time. 

Don't have a dog? Then you probably have special voices for your inanimate objects. We're all just trying to be Mel Blanc.

They probably go hand-in-hand with your aforementioned inside jokes. It's never a dull moment. 

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Last one to the linen closet is a rotten egg! When you're in love, it's ALWAYS recess!

I mean, you're already comfortable farting and being naked in front of each other. Might as well throw in using the same toothbrush while you're at it.

Is it creepy? Probably, yeah. You know who was also creepy but sweet? Jack Skellington, but even he found his Sally. 

...and you wouldn't have it any other way!

Though if he's in the toilet, you might want to check on that. It sounds like a plumbing disaster. 

Unless one of you isn't ticklish. In that case, what's it like to never squeal like an animated pig? 

Who cares what other people think? You have each other.

There's no age limit on weird. Acting normal is for suckers!