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Weird Things Everyone Does When They're In A Relationship

Would you share a toothbrush with your S.O.?
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1. Ah, Relationships

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Yeah, yeah, sweeping someone off their feet is all fine and dandy, but once the feet have been swept...

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2. ...It's Time To Get WEIRD

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"You want my opinion? We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness ”” and call it love ”” true love." ”” Robert Fulghum, True Love (quote often misattributed to Dr. Seuss)

Here are some of the weird things that you do when you're in love. 

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3. Lots And Lots Of Inside Jokes

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Friend: "Somebody pass the avocado."

You and Your S.O.: *giggle uncontrollably*

Friend: "I'm sorry, what?"

You and Your S.O.: "Don't ask..."

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4. You Become Comfortable With Each Other's Farts

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They're funny, and couples should be able to laugh together. Plus farts are just your butt's way of blowing a kiss. 

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5. You Help Inspect Each Other's Bodies

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Worried that your mole is starting to look different? Besides you, no one knows your body better than your bae.*

*Especially if bae is a doctor.

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6. Comfortable Giving WEIRD Physical Affection

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Holding hands? Pffft, try holding your S.O.'s hand up to your ear and pretending it's a phone. WAY more fun. 

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7. Surprise Nakedness, And Not To Be Sexy

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Sometimes it's fun to just get a reaction out of them. Nothing gets a reaction quicker than randomly being naked as soon as they come out of the bathroom.

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8. You Find Different Ways To Express Your Feelings

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A simple "I love you" will no longer do. You have to think outside of the box.

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9. You Judge Other Couples After Hanging Out With Them

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"What's up with all the political rants Vincent is making? I can't believe Anne is putting up with that." 

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10. You Love Being Lazy Together

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Why go out when we can stay IN? For forever... 

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11. And You Start Using Each Other As An Excuse To Get Out Of Things

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"Saturday? Ohhhh I can't. I promised Mike it'd be a date night." *

* No you didn't.**

** Your date night is you two binge watching M*A*S*H on the couch for the 11th time. 

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12. If You Have Dogs, You Definitely Have A Special Voice For Him/Her

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Don't have a dog? Then you probably have special voices for your inanimate objects. We're all just trying to be Mel Blanc.

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13. You Even Have Voices That You Use On Each Other

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They probably go hand-in-hand with your aforementioned inside jokes. It's never a dull moment. 

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14. You Have Your Own Made Up Games

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Last one to the linen closet is a rotten egg! When you're in love, it's ALWAYS recess!

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15. You Start Sharing Things In The Bathroom

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I mean, you're already comfortable farting and being naked in front of each other. Might as well throw in using the same toothbrush while you're at it.

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16. You Catch Yourself Watching Them Sleep

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Is it creepy? Probably, yeah. You know who was also creepy but sweet? Jack Skellington, but even he found his Sally. 

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17. Your Texts Are Embarrassing

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...and you wouldn't have it any other way!

Though if he's in the toilet, you might want to check on that. It sounds like a plumbing disaster. 

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18. Tickle Fights Are Not Uncommon

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Unless one of you isn't ticklish. In that case, what's it like to never squeal like an animated pig? 

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19. You're Not Afraid To Look Gross Together

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Who cares what other people think? You have each other.

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20. So Keep Being Weird!

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There's no age limit on weird. Acting normal is for suckers! 

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