I can only hope this is in front of a hospital. And that there's a plaque on it, explaining this is a tribute to the humble beginnings of the proctology field. Otherwise, destroy this immediately, please and thank you.
I love pugs. I love pizza. You'd think I would love pugs and pizza, but this is upsetting. It looks like a trap someone set to capture me. Also, thinking this made me realize I might have trust issues.