You'd better believe that the folks at Disneyland are pissed off that this backstage photo has made its way onto the internet. They're going to find out who took it and when they do... Heads. Will. Roll.
On the Matterhorn Bobsleds, if you ever find yourself freaked out by the Abominable Snowman's haunting pair of eyes in the shadows, just take a photo of him with your flash on. Then you'll realize that the only thing you actually have to fear are your fellow passengers now that you've ruined everybody's fun.
The Finding Nemo submarine ride makes it feel like you've descended to the depths of the ocean floor. Photos of the attraction with the water drained, however, reveal the truth: That "ocean" is just as fake and inauthentic as those $5 beignets you've been scarfing in New Orleans Square.
Truthfully, this photo of what the Jungle Cruise hippo actually looks like doesn't faze me. As my skipper so helpfully pointed out, it's not the hippos in the water that you have to worry about...it's the ones in the trees.
You know, they say these guys want to come home with you, but if you actually break through the glass and attempt to pry one of these hitchhiking ghosts off of its pole, the Haunted Mansion staff suddenly take a completely different tone.