I don't want to body shame anyone, but this terrifies me. Those toes are too damn long.
Think about where your feet go, people. They're in this germ-infested public restroom and then they go straight into your bed at night. YOUR BED.
Okay, so obviously this is a fake photo, but what sick freak could have possibly dreamed this up? Talk about needing therapy.
There are God-given talents, and then there's this. This is some messed up s**t.
We wear shoes to hide our feet. So tell me, what is the purpose of these monstrosities, exactly?
That is no thumb. It is a toe. Which should be covered and stuffed inside a sock and/or a shoe.
If you're going to show me such a picture, you might as well kill me. Just show me this and then slip me some cyanide, K?
Pinky toes are like Pluto: They're cute and fun, but make no mistake ”” they are not legitimate.
Sure, you can make mutant elephant trunks out of your toes...if you're a freaking human monster.
Toes should not be hanging out of your shoes. They should be tucked in like sardines. Disgusting sardines.
Get the hell out of here with that nonsense. No one wants to see it and everyone wants to kill you.
I would love these sandals...if I was in hell.
These shoes give a whole other meaning to the word pussyfooting.
This is like adding dirt to a pile of old shoes. It's terrible no matter which way you look at it.
If we're going to imagine a world where this is real, I have a few other things I'd like to imagine. First, mind-blocking technology that keeps me from ever having to see bulls**t like this.