1. Hair Loss
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That's still better than having a full back of hair!
2. Sober Living
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That sounds like a great accomplishment. Let's celebrate by grabbing a drink!
3. Boomerang
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That's why it's a good excuse to never do any physical activity.
4. Beer Drinking
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Beer, wine, margaritas. They're all good forms of therapy.
5. Taxi Driver
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It's safe to say most tax drivers aren't cut out to be taxi drivers.
6. Common Sense
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In that case, most people could use extra strength!
7. Doctor's Orders
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Great! I could really use one!
8. Immortality
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That's why it's always good to buy those vitamin gummies.
9. Criminals
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Just think of how much more you would eat if they were full!
10. Sneezes
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One sneeze = bless you. Two sneezes = bless you. Three sneezes = get away from me, I'm over this.