Sorry, bench. You belong to this tree now. Trees take what they want.
All we are is dust in the wind. Unless a tree decides it's going to absorb our grave for more power. Then we are an underling of a tree.
Awwww... this wall thinks it matters. How cute.
Think you're as tough as a tree? DO YOU EAT ROCKS? NO? THEN SIT DOWN.
This entrance was all like, "I decide who comes in!" and then the tree was like, "Imma fricking eat you!"
Sorry, dead person. Your soul now belongs to the tree.
Ever watch a snake eat an egg? TREE SNAKES EAT ROCKS!
The Tree God was upset that there weren't enough sacrifices, so it took over the temple. Then it sacrificed all the humans.
This car thought it was going to go somewhere. The tree had other ideas.
Childhood is a precious time.
Unless you are a tree. If you are a tree, childhood is a vulnerable time which you can exploit to steal bikes.
Bad to the bone? More like bad to the branch!
(A tree would kill and devour me up for making such a stupid joke. And I would respect him for it.)
Sorry, hippies on a hike! This path is now owned by the trees! Go smoke your reefer some place else!
No exit indeed. The trees will take over. Have you not watched The Happening?
This tree was like, "Aw hell no, pipe! I'm going to straight up eat your metal ass!"
What did the sign too rusted to read say? "BEWARE HUNGRY TREES."
You know how sometimes a baby will try to eat its twin in the womb?
Trees will continue trying to eat that twin for their entire lives.
Another bike fell victim to a tree. How many more tragedies must occur before we give the noble lumberjacks the weaponry needed to defeat these monsters once and for all?
Some idiot nailed a "No Trespassing" sign to this tree. The tree then ate the sign. The tree also ate the idiot's face.
That car had a wife and kids. When will this slaughter end?
Think you're safe from trees? SO DID THE GROUND. IT WAS WRONG.
Support your local lumberjack, and for the love of God, chop down every tree that you see.