Telling this to your boyfriend is incredibly adorable. Especially if you enjoy watching him sprint away as fast as possible.

When your entire house melts down due to radioactivity, the ice cream will scoop like a breeze!

The person who answered this question probably knows what they're talking about. They sound like a real holy roller.

Sometimes you shouldn't ask for advice on the internet because you'll get a bad answer. Other times you shouldn't ask for advice on the internet because your question is completely insane.

Here's yet another person whose knowledge about periods is just a big question mark.

The good news? This person's next bowel movement is going to be absolutely breathtaking.

It's no "Who's On First?" but it's still one of Abbott & Costello's better routines.

Looks like somebody ran out of Pop Tarts and got desperate!

Either way, it's probably best to duck.

This is advice on how to lose your thighs. If you want to loose your thighs, you should probably stretch before exercising.

This is strange. Why are tape worms so opposed to fun?

If you've ever been pregnant with an infinite loop, you know that giving birth takes FOREVER.