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This Is Why The Trumps Would Not Be In Slytherin, According To JK Rowling

The 'Harry Potter' author succinctly summarizes why the First Family wouldn't be in the villainous house of Hogwarts.
Nat Baimel | Pop Culture
Published March 31, 2017
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This Is Why The Trumps Would Not Be In Slytherin, According To JK Rowling

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1. Harry Potter

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The Harry Potter series is a worldwide phenomenon. It has countless fanatical fans that show their love through fan theories and even tattoos. Folks can't get enough of this wizarding world.

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2. Hogwarts

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Of course, a centerpiece of the franchise is Hogwarts. This is the magical school where all young wizards learn their magical ways. Though the story is over, fans speculate what has happened here since the finale, and what it would be like if it existed in the real world.

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3. The Sorting Hat

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The school is sorted into four houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Students are placed there by the magical Sorting Hat. The hat places the students in the appropriate house according to their traits. Or, according to one fan theory, their values.

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4. The Houses

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Gryffindor values courage and bravery. Hufflepuff values hard work and patience. Ravenclaw values intelligence and learning. That leaves Slytherin, and their values are definitely something that needs to be discussed.

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5. The Malfoys

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House Slytherin is said to value cunning, but they've churned out some less than ideal alumni. One of their most famous families is the Malfoys. They are extremely wealthy, fair-haired elitists that stop at nothing to get what they want. Sound familiar?

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6. The Trump Family

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You see what we did there? We're definitely not the first to point out the similarities between the Malfoys and the Trumps. They share many of the same nefarious characteristics.

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7. Lord Donald

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Some may think this comparison is unfair... to the Malfoys. But Donald Trump may share more in common with the dark lord Voldemort. For example, they both gain power through fear and become stronger the more you speak their name.

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8. J.K. Rowling

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The author of Harry Potter herself, J.K. Rowling, is not a fan of our current president. She isn't shy about letting her feelings about him known, either. She has tweeted about it on numerous occasions.

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9. Oliver Willis

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Rowling isn't alone in her criticism of the Trump administration. Journalist Oliver Willis recently sent out this tweet. In it, he presumes that the First Family would wind up in Hogwarts' most villainous house.

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10. Rowling's Reply

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J.K. Rowling actually responded with her own tweet. She appears to like Willis' sentiment. However, she pointed out his logical fallacy.

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11. Damn

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J.K. Rowling revealed some pretty crazy Harry Potter secrets after finishing the books. This was a particularly vicious one. She implied Trump and his family wouldn't even get invited to Hogwarts in the first place.

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12. Courier Problems

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Of course, maybe this slam isn't as malicious as it seems. Perhaps Rowling isn't implying that Trump and his family aren't magical. Maybe the only reason he wouldn't get an invitation to Hogwarts is because of his administration's environmental measures, which would leave no owls or other living creatures in the future to carry the letters.

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13. Trump's Response

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Trump hasn't responded to this tweet, but if he had, we're guessing it'd likely be something along the lines of how Harry Potter is overrated and Rowling is a loser. 

You know, just regular stuff a president should say. 

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