Back in 2011, Donald Trump agreed to participate in his own Comedy Central Roast. As a courtesy, the producers of the program asked if there were any topics that were too taboo to joke about. His wife, his kids, the Cheeto-nest he calls hair. Donald said there was only one thing...
Disclaimer: Some of these one-liners are brutal and offensive. If you are squeamish, do yourself a favor and skip to the last slide.
"Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer." - Anthony Jeselnik
"Donald Trump is not only one of my oldest and dearest friends, he is an American success story. When he graduated college, he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone... borrowed $6 million from his father, and started a career. Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it will only be a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself and put up some gaudy, tacky monstrosity, and put your name on it." - Larry King
In a conversation with Joan Rivers in 2013, roaster Anthony Jeselnik said, “Donald Trump’s rule was, don’t say I have less money than I say I do. Make fun of my kids, do whatever you want, just don’t say I don’t have that much money.”
It's like his bank account is the one thing Donald Trump truly cares about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯