Nothing reminds me of childhood more than desperately sucking on the bottom of a drumstick cone in a futile attempt to keep the ice cream off my Garanimals jams.
This commercial made me think that Viennetta was the world's most classy, high quality dessert.
Now I know that I was wrong. The classiest dessert is Gushers.
If I had to make frozen treats crosswords, I would have every answer be Chip 'N Dale. Or another one of the Disney Desserts. Or any type of frozen dessert.
Can't decide between a candy bar and ice cream? NOW* YOU DON'T HAVE TO!!!!
*And by "now" I mean "whenever the Nestle Crunch Ice Cream Bar was invented."
Why did Fred Flintstone peddle Push Ups? I don't know, why do you ask stupid questions while we're trying to enjoy our delicious sherbet treats?
Before Yogurtland or Pinkberry tasted awesome, there was TCBY.
It tasted like butt farts.
What, you never busted open your mom's store brand frozen orange juice and went to town on it with a spoon? It was the most intense orange-flavored treat available. It was like sherbet-syrup and it made you hyper AF.
Nothing goes better with summer than frozen chemicals. YAYYYY!
I would always get the Michelangelo one. I though Michelangelo was weak, and I want to slowly bite off his head.
There's a hipster restaurant in LA that refers to itself as an "Urban Taco Fabricator." I want to throw a Choco Taco at it.
Let's do this.
Simple, classic and delicious. The perfect treat to steal from the 7/11.
These came either "chocolate-flavored" or "red-flavored."
What flavor is "red", you ask? SHUT UP THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKED YOU AS A CHILD.
It's like ice cream, if ice cream hurt your teeth and tasted like generic Kool-Aid and also was disgusting. I hated snow cones almost as much as I hated authority figures.
I remember the first time I saw Dippin' Dots. A kid named Todd was eating them, and he exclaimed "Who knew science could be so delicious!"
So I punched him in his nerd-face and stole his Dippin' Dots. They were delicious.
Getting a frozen cherry Coke was the only good thing about going to Kmart. That is, until I discovered shoplifting.
No. It was not as good as ice cream. But it was hard enough to give a fourth-grader a black eye.
America's dessert. The only thing better was setting off real firecrackers to start trash fires.
Oh man! I hated stealing from kin, but I would totally jack my dad's wallet every time the ice cream man had Creamsicles! So good!
After a long day of vandalizing locally owned businesses, it was alway nice to come home to a delicious, classic Popsicle. We really need to make America great again.