Bread should never be this way.
But on the bright side, this would probably make a killer sandwich.
Why, die? Why?!
Die, die! Die!
Okay, so this apple has a belly button. At least it's not an outie, though, right?
Just kidding; that'd probably be even worse.
A small part of you wants to pet this cat...
But a larger part of you wants to forget this cat even exists.
It's like...you can almost feel this on your gums, right? And it's the worst thing ever.
If you ever walk into a bathroom and see this, the only appropriate reaction is to immediately turn around and walk out. Trust me on this one.
...And if you ever see this in a bathroom, leave and run as far away as you possibly can. What were they thinking?!
Why?! Who is responsible for this madness? How could you let this happen?!
Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to eat something off this plate? Good luck, buddy. You won't be able to focus on your food with all this awful business going on.
Suddenly, taking the stairs is looking a lot better. Even if you have to go 20 floors up. Especially if you have to go 20 floors up.
There are only a few laws of the universe that I think we can all agree on. "Rocks should not have teeth" is definitely one of them.