Apparently, Splash Mountain wasn't quite splashy enough for this kid. He took matters into his own hands.
When you have an annual pass you have to keep things interesting somehow. Jenga, bitches!
That awkward moment when you're on a roller coaster and the Anti-Christ unveils himself. Now that's what you call an emotional roller coaster.
What's the guy in the back doing? I'm guessing...trimming his toe nails? Yeah, that's it.
"Dude! Your face is hilarious in this picture!"
"That's my actual smile..."
"Hey! This is Lewis! I know it sounds crazy in the background, but this is the only place I get reception!"
"I picked the wrong day to wear this stupid shirt. I knew I should have worn my 'make a face like a goblin' T-shirt today."
Plot twist: She knew he was going to propose that way. That's why she made that face.
He just couldn't wait. He just couldn't shave it for later.
"Quit your screaming, father. TheDow Jonesdropped 200 points this morning and you don't see me crying about it."
Bottom row: too cool.
Middle row: too crazy.
Top row: just right.
Somehow the kid looks like the oldest one there. Fear ages you.
The guy in the shades is like, "Hi, I'm 'Son of Beast'. These are my children, 'Grand Kids of Beast.'"
Wow. I wish everyone reacted like that lady.
Okay, I take it back. It's too much.