"The next thing you're going to tell me is that water is wet and ice is cold."
"Okay, yeah, that's hot."
"I know what cat milk tastes like AND THIS is NOT CAT milk! I need to speak to the manager, please."
"Excuse me, sir. Does this condom make me look fat?"
"Security! Code red. Code red!"
"Is it me, or does the chair of the safety committee seem a little under qualified?"
Okay, but like, what's option three? And is there, by chance, a fourth option?
So is this what that Shel Silverstein book is about? Looks very interesting.
Fun fact: This is what "blind rage" looks like in the Midwest. Stand back, she's about to blow!
By the time you've read this sign, you've already driven past it. Smallest construction site ever!
I'm not an editor, but that sign can just say "peanuts," you know. It's peanuts, you guys. Just peanuts.
My apologies. THIS is the dumbest sign ever.
(To himself) "The quality of this pizza has really gone downhill."
"Mom, does this pizza taste funny to you?"
"Did you open the box first, Carl?"
Customer: "What's with the sign?"
Cashier points at a guy covered head to toe in chocolate milk.
Guy covered in chocolate milk: "I thought it was the exit. Big deal!"
"So what's with that sign?"
"I thought some spaghetti got me pregnant."
"I'm sorry I asked."
Doctor: "What brings you in?"
Patient: "I thought hangers were salad again."
Don't worry. This sign is for dogs.
Dogs that can read.