"Hey Carl, did you hear why the pinniped kept jumping in the ocean?"
"... it's because he broke the SEAL! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"The SEAL! It has a double meaning cause HE'S a seal!"
"Oh man, I don't normally like potty humor, but seriously, great wordplay. 'He broke the seal'... GENIUS!"
"I thought it was gonna be because he saw a great fish for nourishment in the water, but no! It's cause he 'broke the seal'! You slay me, Todd!"
"Aw man, I can't wait to tell the Harps and Elephants that one! Hilarious!'"
"Stop, stop, you're gonna make me break MY seal!"
"Todd, seriously, with material like that, you need to move to LA! Get into the comedy scene! Try Upright Citizens Brigade! You got chops, man."
"Oh my gosh, I can't breathe, but it's so totes worth it! Marine mammal humor is the best humor!"
"You're an idiot and you're freakin hilarious, man!"
"Serious, thank you for that, man. That's the first time I've laughed since Gabe got eaten by that Great White."
"Oh man, belly laughs for days! I love you, Todd."
"Oh man, Todd, that joke has been 'Kissed by a Rose'! GET IT, MORE SEAL HUMOR! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Serious, though. we'd make a good comedy team. We should put together a set..."
"Do you have tusks? Cause you're as funny as a Walrus! Broke the seal...you CAD!"
"Todd, you just slayed that open mic. 'Broke the seal!' I mean, cmon! How do you even think of that?"