We'd list what Harry's 99 problems are, but unfortunately, most of them must not be named.
Of course, if this was Legolas it would be an elfie.
If you're a dinosaur who dislikes this pun, you'll probably criticize it with some Jurassic snark.
This is who you call if you ain't afraid of no ghost...but you are afraid of several goats.
Looks like Kirk shouldn't have tried to steal that pot of gold.
A similar thing would have happened if Bilbo started wearing the clothes of a nun.
And outside of a tauntaun, the temperature gets Solo you might freeze to death.
This is from the rare episode of Doctor Who that featured a guest appearance by Abbott and Costello.
When you install this program, you may need to get assistance from the office tech person, Java the Hutt.
Of course, Draco could just make all the cars go away by exclaiming, "Trafficus Evanesco!"
This is from the episode of Star Trek when Captain Kirk was replaced by Sgt. Pepper.
Some might think this joke will become dated, but we think it's fairly Everdeen evergreen.
Meanwhile, we're still waiting for Marty McFly to ditch the orange vest and get back to the fuchsia.
This proves, once and for all, that Windows is the official operating system for all Skynet Terminators.
A similar thing happens when you take the space suit off of Buck Rogers.