That rare bread of '90s kid that loved Hanson and Marilyn Manson with equal vigor. 

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Pictured left to right:

Purple Urkle, the best child magician of the '90s.

His assistant/little sister that got roped into this. 

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He started off as a "Bugle Boy," but years later, he became a "Bugle Husband and Father of Two."

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It's official: This is the absolute coolest girl of all time. I bet she's, like, a fashion designer or a world-famous DJ now. 

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Fun fact: Wearing overalls over only one shoulder is the "sitting backwards in a chair" of fashion. 

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This looks like the '90s version of the Brady Bunch.

"Here's the story of a dude named Brady..." *EPIC GUITAR SOLO*

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That's Vanilla Isaac, Vanilla Ice's super cool, computer-programming nephew.

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She's perfect. I mean, "permfect."

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Hello, Sears? I'd like to go with the "punk rockers from outer space" theme. - coolest mom ever. 

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Here's a 1000% true fact: No one has ever put their hand in their back pocket like that. It's so creepy for some reason. 

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Sure Boomerang-era was peak Eddie, but I would have gone with Pluto Nash-era for sure!

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And the award for "Most Adorable Kid of the '90s" goes to this little munchkin! Congrats, you little cutie! 

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Don't you hate it when you go to the Renaissance Faire during the day and you don't have time to change into your prom clothes?

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The mom was too embarrassed to take part in this photo.     

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This is a rare medical condition that occurs when your son is also your disappointed dad. 

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That awkward moment when your mom dresses you and your sisters like the 1992 U.S. Olympics women's gymnastics team. 

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