This little scamp could care less about your stupid Facebook comments. He's too busy being precocious!

Jasper here LOOOOOOOVES getting his tummy rubbed! 

He hates that you think your opinion matters.

Look at those eyes! They're saying "Pay attention to me..."

"...Don't pay attention to dumb Facebook posts from the 9/11 Truther."

Lil' Bridgett's sweater is made from dead baby harp seals! Do you have an opinion about that? Lil' Bridgett thinks you should keep it to yourself!

I used to care about stupid Facebook posts, but this adorable puppy showed me that they don't matter.

Who rescued whom?

The only present Chance really wants is for you to spend less time commenting on Facebook and a little more time with your kids. 

That's all he wants.

Tell him how cute he is in the comments! Just kidding, don't. He doesn't care. Also he can't read. 

Do you feel that dogs wearing T-shirts are a crime against nature? Make sure to let us know in the comments. Meanwhile, Scrapples here will be playing with a ball.

If Benji had to choose between:

A) Reading your Facebook comments, or

B) Licking himself

He would go with B every time.

Look everybody, it's Boo the Pomeranian! Boo would love to hear your thoughts about him, but he's too busy making money and living that baller life. Sorry, peasants.

Awww... look at this little cutie. He's laughing at you because you are an insignificant cog in the Facebook machine.

He's sticking his tongue out at you. And there is no way you can respond that could make him care. 

Do you want to let her know that you want to hug her? Too bad. 

Look at those eyes! Those are the eyes of a dog who has better things to do than sift through your Facebook comments.

Do you think that purebred bulldogs are overbred? Make sure to let this puppy know in person! 

Ginger went underwater just to get away from your insipid thoughts that you share with the world. Ginger doesn't care about your interpretation of the Second Amendment. 

This dog does massive amounts of cocaine. And there is no way you can admonish him for it. 

This dog hates the snow. But it loves the fact that there's no wi-fi connection outside.

This is the face little Trevor gives you every time you think you just changed someone's opinion over Facebook.

Nothing but contempt.

Look at this adorable French bulldog!  Don't you just love French bulldogs?