Pictured left: a Cuban.
Pictured right: Mark Cuban.
"If my calculations are correct... when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, there will still be an unequal distribution of wealth in this country unless we take down the One Percent, Marty!"
Coming this fall to Fox (News). Jeb Bush stars as King of the Capital Hill.
Speaking of King of the Hill, Martin O'Malley is a dead ringer for Boomhauer. If he only spoke like him, too: "Gimme your dadandadang vote Ameremreica."
Did you watch that last GOP debate?
Rand Paul can waive "Bye Bye Bye" to his presidential aspirations.
"Mr. President, are you concerned that ISIL cells have been discovered in America?"
"What, me worry?"
These two have a lot in common. They're both racist, they're both millionaires and they both have a stick up their ass.
Current polls have Chris Christie at 5% of the GOP vote. Consider his enthusiasm for this election curbed.
Speaking of Curb Your Enthusiasm...here are two pictures of Larry David.
It's simple math. Grandpa Munster + Kevin Malone from The Office = this smug mug.
Consider yourself warned. A vote for Hillary is a vote for an anthropomorphic rabbit from Disney's Robin Hood.
Here's my impression of President Paul Ryan:
"God bless the United States of America, Vern."
Fun fact: Before he was the senator of Virginia, Jim Webb played Zelda in the Poltergeist movies.
It's impressive that Ben Carson is brain surgeon...and also a sleepy koala.
Now that he's dropped out of the race, Lincoln Chafee can focus his efforts on being the best male figure skater in the world. Good luck at the Winter Olympics, Chaf!