Forgot drinking steamy, hot beverages. If you want to ever see out of your glasses again, stick to iced coffees.
Whenever someone asks you how many fingers they're holding up, you immediately change the subject.
Remember the days when you could easily throw on a pair of sunglasses? NOPE, SEE YOU LATER. The sun will now blind you constantly because wearing sunglasses is just too much effort.
You try your best, but 3D movies give you major anxiety. Those dumb glasses never sit properly on top of your everyday glasses. It's just a damn mess.
Oh you want to lay your head down against your pillow and see at the same time? GOOD LUCK.
Thus, putting their dirty fingers all over them and stretching them out when they just got perfectly molded to the size of your head. It's the worst.
Remember when you first got glasses and you took such good care of them? Cut to now, when any old dirty t-shirt will do.
When will someone invent windshield wipers for glasses? It's 2016. It's about time.
Prescription sunglasses are too much trouble, so you just live your life double-dipping on them glasses.
When you take them off, it's like that moment in She's All That when Rachael Leigh Cook comes down the stairs (and then falls). People are always like, "WHOA, WHO ARE YOU?"
Humidity is just as bad as rain and a hot drink. It makes your glasses fog up horribly fast.
It doesn't matter how many times you wipe away the smudges. You're glasses are always going to be dirty.
Despite all of the struggles, your glasses are a part of you. And they're pretty badass.