If you're looking for a sign that you should have stayed home today...this is it.
Although this will also do. Just go home. The world is an unfriendly place.
They were in your pocket for literally three minutes. How does this happen?!
Look, we did not spend the last few millions of years evolving thumbs only to be foiled by cardboard boxes. Dear universe, this is not OK!
Oh, were you trying to get somewhere? You know, on the road that was built to help you get to places? Too bad. This bozo is too busy not going anywhere to let you go anywhere.
I'm just gonna say it. Bad texters are the worst people. They are a few steps above people who say "supposably" and "irregardless."
This. Is. Not. How. Butter. Works. We're trying to build a society here, people!
Were you trying to just enjoy your lunch like a normal, happy person? Too bad.
OK. This is just my life now.
Did you guys know that the world is actually suffering from not enough garbage? It's true. Luckily, the people behind this packaging nightmare are trying to solve that.
It's not as if your very well-being depends upon that little pill, right? Plus, this way you'll feel like you've earned it.
You: Cool! A new video to watch and enjoy. Whoops ”” it's a little too quiet. Let me just turn it up here...
Your phone: HI, DID YOU WANT THIS VIDEO TO BE LOUDER? LOOK AT WHAT I'M DOING FOR YOU! THIS IS WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH.
This is why we invented pens. And then they started exploding in our pockets, which is why we invented computers.
Wet sleeves are just another one of those infuriating little inconveniences that we earned by getting to the top of the food chain. Was it worth it? Probably not.
I keep trying to think of a punchy joke for this one, but this picture is making me so, so sad. I just can't. Sorry, internet.