When you see this label stuck on your computer, just know that labels reading, "IT'S ME" and "I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET" and "TO GO OVER" and "EVERYTHING" are hiding around your desk area. Adele makes us do crazy things.
When you open this door, you're led into a tiny, dark craft room with wine bottles all over the floor. Your mom looks up from the label maker, beckons you over and sticks a label on your forehead. It says, "Moms are cool."
You may think you want to open that, but you don't. Because if you open it, you'll be hunted down by secret government agents. Also Beyoncé and the rest of the Illuminati will be angry, and you never want to make Beyoncé angry.