Or, you know, just stand there and let the water run for awhile so it at least sounds like you're washing your hands.
Thanks, but I think I'll just stay here on this side. The side of the living.
"Charities in our local community" otherwise known as, "Brad Wants Pizza at the End of His Shift."
Well, let's just say they were live...at some point in time.
Honestly, this would be pretty gross even without the suspicious quotation marks.
Justin, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think your family hates you.
Ooh, my "finger," huh? Gotcha. *wink*
Okay, this one is definitely code for some kind of drug deal, right?
Sure, it could be lotion, but do you really want to take that chance?
Look, there are some words that should just never be surrounded by quotation marks, and sushi is...pretty much all of them.
On the plus side, they're definitely burgers.
We serve the best tacos in town!*
*according to our customers**
**according to our moms
Great. I feel very "safe."
Awesome! After this I'm going to eat my "healthy" pizza, "healthy" potato chips and "healthy" chocolate pudding. This new diet is almost too good to be true!
What's the best way to emphasize certain words?
C. "Quotation Marks"
D. Exclamation Points!!!
E. CAPS LOCK
F. "ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!"