That's one way to cover up a tattoo.
Now accepting applications for "Karen."
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Man gets in car accident. Man blames it on dinosaurs."
It's cheaper to get a personalized plate than to fix your trunk.
And the award for Fun Parent of the Year goes to... whoever took this awesome picture!
This would infuriate the Nazis (because they were Mac people).
With great power comes great irresponsibility.
How many storms does it takes to get to the center of an oak tree? A one, a two, a three!
"What's on your cast?"
"It's from Dr. Who. "
"No, not Dr. What. Dr Who."
Because one shotgun deserves another.
This is not a sign of a drinking problem. It's of a drinking opportunity.
This car runs on half gas, half turtle power. Carabunga!
Now that's what I call making the best out of a bad shituation.
I believe this is from Episode 6.
Episode 4 was a scratch.
Episode 5 was a scab.
I'll see myself out...