"Good tip! Here's another tip. I spit in your food when you weren't looking. Not really a tip, but neither is telling me not to stare at the sun, you jerk!"
If you have a problem with the service, tell the manager. No need to add insult to injury and shame somebody.
IT'S KINDA HARD TO SMILE AT A 3% TIP, BUT THANKS FOR THE CONDESCENSION.
Then maybe don't spend $140 bucks on dinner.
I'm no detective, but this had to be premeditated. Who has that many pennies on them?
You ALMOST spelled school wrong, so maybe put that money towards your own tutoring, genius.
And for a brief moment, they both got to be part of the 1%.
Oh yeah, well, your handwriting looks like a bad greeting card font, so get over yourself.
Are you going to blame Obama for you being a jackass, too?
You can't reverse tip, but thanks for playing, you big dummy.
There are cheapskates on both sides of the aisle.
Support the Troops. Always. Except for this one time.
Welp, okay. I think this tip was justified.
A two cent tip is worse than no tip. And that smiley face? GTFO with that dehumanizing bull doodoo.
And one to restore your faith in humanity. An incredible tip from the original Incredible Hulk himself, Lou Ferigno!