Punk's not dead. It just blacked out.
At least the room is no longer spinning.
Friendly neighborhood wino-mom..."
I guess you can say Helen went a little nuts.
When you're so drunk you think this guy is Bono.
He was just looking for an Anonymous hook up.
File under: Rock n' troll.
Who ever ordered these pizzas is not good at math, but is pretty great at being drunk.
How many pineapples could there have been at this party? I'd like to imagine hundreds and that this guy forgot about all of them.
It's The Girl Who Used Pizza as a Pillow.
"It was the frat boy with the bread knife in the kitchen."
On the plus side, he probably won't remember a thing.
Nine months later, a mini fridge was born.
Go home, iPhone. You're drunk.
Above all, this is a friendly reminder to never drink and drive. Not even for likes on Instagram.