Live long and prosper, Luke. Spock is your father.
THIS. IS. JUST. CRUEL.
Who could do this? Alfred put it best when he said, "Some men just want to see your butt burn."
To me, this counts as a terrorist attack and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. #NoKetchupOnHotDogsEver
"Have you ever mixed M&M's and Skittles together? It's actually really good..." - Said no one ever.
Oh, sheet! Looks like we have a real shituation on our hands.
Is it crazy to think that this might actually be delicious? One of you guys should try it and let me know.
This is a sticker.
On the wall.
At the airport.
This is the only case in which a child should be tried as an adult in the court of law. Lock him up and throw away the key. FOR LIFE!
"Baby in a skylight, I know, I know. It's hazardous." - Morrissey
"Man is the cruelest animal."
”• Friedrich Nietzsche
Be warned. This sandwich is not OCD friendly!
Speaking OCD, this is NOT COOL. Hilarious, but not cool!
Fun fact: The Devil has a day job and he's a real jerk about it.
It's only fair to treat this like a "Break in case of emergency" box and throw it against the wall as hard as possible. Right?
"Look, they told me to paint the path, so I painted the path." - This guy
This guy had ONE JOB. And he sneezed while he was doing it.