Don't kick him in the head! He's old!
It's so nice when a creepy, old statue feeds you grapes. It just makes you feel loved.
How come when he grabs a butt it is funny, but when I grab a butt I get kicked out of the PTA meeting? Not fair.
This statue looks like a real ball buster... AYYYY OHHHH!
Old Ben loved taking selfies.
Almost as much as he loved late-night Snapchat sessions.
This went from "High Art" to "Girls Gone Wild" pretty quick. On the plus side, they're making sculpture fun...
Wayne Gretzky was one of the greatest hockey players of all time. This fan just wants to show her appreciation.
I'm speechless. Just... speechless.
Hey there, pardner! You're getting a mite frisky there...
Hmmm. Apparently there is something about this statue that screams "lap dance."
This is awesome. I want to ride a raptor so damn bad.
Don't kick it, it is metal!!!
This is not going to end well.
Guns and pills. Because it's hard out there for an AARP statue.