(He also bought tiny drapes.) The good thing is, he can now realize his dreams of having a tiny dollhouse. He can use his tiny rug and tiny drapes for the house. Tiny things are all the rage now, aren't they? Have you seen all the tiny things that people are making? There are whole YouTube channels out there dedicated to making tiny things be all cute and tiny.
Party Goer #2: "A nice lady that accidentally bought a butt plug."
We can also imagine that when you're done using it for, er, that, you can somehow figure out how to attached it to a doorknob. Doesn't it kind of look like you might use it for a doorknob? No? Eh? We really don't know what we're talking about, so we're gonna move on.
But for real, this made us laugh out loud. We want to know that story that led to the making of these jeans. Is there any human being out there in the entire world that these jeans would be made for? Were they looking out for that one in a billion person? What is actually going on? We want the answers.
Not only does this not look like the product in the picture, but it also is a built-in wedgie device. Would you pay more for that or less for that? Like, you could use it to torture your enemies. "Here, wear this! Muahaha!" is what you would say, when you're planning on torturing your enemies.
Or you could just, like, tell them that they suck and that they should go away. That'll get 'em.
Fun fact: This self-defense weapon doubles as a large, long-handled spoon!
We wonder what they thought they were getting? You will notice that this picture is taken in the laundry room. Perhaps it is a tool for ladling water out of the washing machine? For what purpose, you ask? We don't actually know, but it looks like that might be what it's actually intended for. Or for feeding soup to a giant. But it doesn't explain the laundry room.
This person's poor sister bought these tiny boots "offline."
Maybe she should have considered buying them "online"?
But now your Barbies can have some super dope boots. If you still have Barbies. If you don't, perhaps you can consider ordering them online. Just make sure that you check the size of the Barbie you're ordering. Not knowing the size of the product seems to be the major theme of the issues that we're having here.
When you think you're getting a prom dress but you get a magician's curtain instead.
We're actually not opposed to this one. You could hide snacks in your dress. You could do your cool bat and cape motion and show people that you're hiding an entirely new dress under your dress. So, we'd like to conclude that the original dress is not actually as cool as the dress that you see here. You haven't beaten us, internet.
I mean, if you're classy enough to buy a wine glass with a built-in straw, can you really complain? No. Just use it as a Neti Pot and move on. Like, what did you think you were getting? We think you got exactly what you paid for with this one.
The only thing she's doing wrong is not actually drinking wine in the right picture. Unless it's white wine, which is perfectly fine in that case.
This is, literally, exactly what you ordered. What's the problem here? We're starting to think that all these people are just picky. Come on, guys, the internet is doing what you're telling it to do. Which means that it's actually humans who are the ones that are making the errors. Which has been happening much, much before the existence of the world wide web. So, really, we are not surprised about anything that has happened..
Okay, so this bathing suit doesn't look as advertised.
On the bright side, your boobs like like Mickey Mouse is in jail, so there's that.
Hey, also, you're looking good. When you can make a swimsuit as screwed up as that actually look like it's not as much of a travesty as it actually is, then you must be doing something right. We have to celebrate the small victories here, and look on the bright side.
You know what they say, "When life hands you a weird dress, throw yourself a Pistachio ice cream-themed quinceañera." *
*No one says that.
But they should say that, because that's what should actually be done in this situation. This is actually the only way to fix this scenario. Unless that dress that you're ordering was supposed to be a wedding dress, because it looks like it might have. In that case, you should return it.
This poor guy got duped. He thought he was buying a color picture of a laptop. Damn!
The scary thing about buying things online is that you could get literally anything in the box that shows up at your door. We're surprised this kind of thing actually doesn't happen more often. Thank you, good folks of the internet, for actually giving us all of the things that we order online instead of doing stuff like this.
Oh, no! What a bummer. At least these chairs will make the garden look a lot bigger. More tiny things! We already talked about this! People, people. When are you going to live and learn? You've got to look at the dimensions on things. But on the bright side, these chairs can be added to the tiny house. They're really going to help make that garden area come together nicely, now that there will be seating.
Cute joke alert! That cat is like, "Let meow-t of this thing!"
I'll show myself out.
We think the cat looks cute, though. Perhaps this person should look over their business and see if they would make better money if they made clothing for cats. We're sure the cats absolutely would hate that idea, but people will do anything for a cute Instagram picture of their animals. So, this is actually probably a great idea for them.