Some may call this reckless, but look: the kid has goggles. This is perfectly safe and incredibly awesome.
You may be pretty cool, but you'll never be "match your entire outfit to your drink" cool.
Lesson one of being cool: Your jacket and pants should match, but you can get a little more creative with the accessories.
This dad got more Trick-or-Treat candy than both his kids combined. And he wasn't even wearing a costume!
It's just a matter of time before we see this picture on a billboard, right? What is he selling? It doesn't matter. You're going to buy it.
This dad is all "Oh, this baby? It's just a baby I'm holding. Now tell me more about you."
Trust me, you do notwant to mess around with this dad. Especially on the day of his daughter's wedding.
Beer, cigarettes, toddlers, and...is that gun? Yeah, I think that's a gun in the toddler's hand. But I'm not going to question it; that dad obviously knows what he's doing.
Just another dad, teaching his kid how to ride a bike...while looking totally awesome. The kid didn't even need training wheels, his dad was that good.
You probably already knew Mark Hamill was cooler than you, but did you know just how much cooler? Did you ever take your kids to meet ewoks? No, I didn't think so.
Here's another cool dad on Take Your Kid to Work Day. What do you do at your job again?
See that sign behind them? It says "Let's all get DRUNK and GO TO HEAVEN!" I think they may already be there, though. Where else could you ride a motorcycle in your living room?
This dad is starting the Always Look Cool lessons early. It seems his daughter is a quick learner, but where is her leather jacket?
Today this kind of behavior might be called hazardous. Back then they just called it "character building." Seriously, that baby probably has character like you wouldn't believe.
In case you can't tell what's going on here, that dad is holding a cobra so his son can feed it. Did you see the snake bites on the kid's hand? Yeah. I don't think I need to prove how awesome this dad is.
Pipe, mustache, suit...you can clearly see this guy was already cool before becoming a dad. Even a baby can't cramp his style. In fact, I think the baby takes it to the next level.
This dad is an athlete, engineer, and style maven. What more could any kid ask for?
It's not easy to look this cool while riding a Four Wheeler, but this dad has cracked the code: just add a sweet mullet, comfy camo pants and some stellar shades (cute kid optional).
There's no question about it; this dad has style. Why don't you come back when you can pull off the Afro + Bowtie look this well? I'll just wait over here.
Have you ever seen a kid look more awestruck? Seriously, that kid probably never watched a single superhero movie. Why would he? The perfect role model was right there in front of him.