Ok, we're all thinking it. Did the artist go into enough detail to include the brightly covered baboon butt? We can see a hint of blue, but to be truly awestruck we need to see the full picture, please.
If on our 16th birthday our parents had pranked us by telling us we were getting a car, we probably wouldn't even be that mad if this was the "joke" we found. It looks far sturdier than aSmart Car,anyway, and that's allowed on the road!
Simple, yet effective. Well, not that simple, but compared to all the others in this list... The irony is, if this were to come into contact with a real hedgehog it would burst and possibly scare the little critter to death.
This is the perfect solution to any suburban parent who could get their nagging child a pet rooster, but doesn't like the idea of being woken up at 5:00 a.m. every morning. The only noise this one will make is "BANG" when it eventually bursts in the child's face.