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Growing old is awesome. You've made a bunch of mistakes in your past, but you've learned from them, grown wiser and are now your best self. Unfortunately, more years can take a toll on your body. Reduce the pain of aging with these essential items.
Wrinkles are coming whether you like it or not. And short of injecting Botox (aka, poison) into your face, there's really nothing you can do about it.
Or is there?
This anti-aging treatment is formulated with stem cells from the rare Swiss apple Uttwiler Spatlauber which, being particularly rich in phytonutrients, proteins and long-living cells, is known for its long life and excellent storability. Free of parabens, sulfates, mineral oil and synthetic fragrance and colors (and also vegan), this wrinkle remedy will make you look as young as you feel.*
Tea is a miracle beverage, isn't it? Besides its many medicinal properties, it helps you relax. Stress ages you faster than anything, so whatever you can do to reduce it is a must. Tea? A must. Whimsy? A must? Whimsy plus tea... here you go. This adorable tea infuser makes a perfect cup every time and puts a smile on your face while doing so.
What's the first thing people notice when you age? No...not the butt! What's wrong with you? The eyes. As we get older the area around our eyes is always the first to show it. This multi-active, anti-aging treatment for the eye area firms, brightens, and hydrates to minimize the appearance of aging and dark circles. Palmitoyl Pentapeptide-4 reduces medium-to-deep crow's feet, and the Eye Brightening Complex diminishes puffiness for a brighter, illuminated eye area.
This soft wrap around pillow is perfect for cuddling up to at night time or leaning against while sitting up watching TV or reading. It's physically supportive, keeping your back from aching in pain. It's also emotionally supportive, cause who doesn't feel better after cuddles?
Just because you need eyeglasses because basically everything looks blurry to you know (thanks a lot, aging), doesn't mean you need to look like a grandma or grandpa with your glasses. Warby Parker has the coolest and hippest glasses around. Better yet, with a simple quiz, they tell you which style fits you best...all done from the convenience of your home. Even better...you get to try them for FREE.
Your mind may be wiser, but it's not as sharp as it used to be. Avoid the hassle of wondering where you put your items in the car with this. This organizer helps you find what you're looking for in an instant. It also keeps your car clean, cause let's face it, aren't you're later years better spent doing other things?
Dark spots can also be a sign of aging, and who wants that? Not I. Fix it with this fast-acting treatment featuring hydroquinone fades dark spots, age spots, and freckles. The skin-lightening serum also evens out skin tone to reveal a clearer, brighter complexion while helping prevent future pigment formation.
Avoid the annoyance of spills. Simply stick these into your beverage containers and dispense them like you would at a water cooler. They're also great for your children. Or grandchildren. Or great-grandchildren. Or great-great- wait, how old are you?
OK, all joking aside, knowing your sexual health status may be the best way to reduce any and all stress in your life, and, you know, keep you living longer. You may think you don't have an STD, but can you be really sure? This STD test is 100% private, FDA-approved and takes only five minutes. Be smart. Get tested.
It's hard enough to find the enrgy to cook for yourself, but cleaning as well? You don't need to hire a cleaning service. These stove protectors are non-stick and prevent messes before they ever begin.
Walking can do a number on your feet, but it doesn't have to. These foot insoles offer cozy cushioning, ensuring you don't harm your feet or toes. Better yet, they breathe, so gnarly smells don't get trapped in your shoes.
Why does sleep sometimes make you feel worse than when you were awake the day before? Ensure you're sleeping correctly. Shove this pillow between your knees while your asleep to protect your back, knees and hips. Let sleep heal you, not hurt you.
Your feet will inevitably have issues as you age. Take care of those problems yourself, without the need of professionals. This dead callus remover is powerful, yet gentle. It'll leave your feet unbelievably smooth with no pain whatsoever.
Time and stress can significantly increase the aging process. Tru Niagen promotes healthy aging and fuels the body's energy "engines," so you look and feel younger. Sure, you'll still be getting older, but no one else will know that.
Are you taking care of your feet to the best of your ability? You don't have to bend over to scrub your feet, you can do it while standing. This sticks to the floor of your shower and allows you to run your feet through it. As a bonus, it feels amazing! So keeping your feet healthy will feel more like a massage than maintenance.
You know what's better than sleep? Trick question: Nothing is better than sleep. That being said, the next best thing is keeping your skin looking fresh and youthful while you sleep. Considered a superfruit, Kakadu plum is identified as the world’s richest fruit source of Vitamin C, and also contains potent polyphenols, gallic and ellagic acids. These antioxidants help protect skin from oxidative stress (from pollution, UV and free radicals), that can lead to wrinkles and dull-looking skin.
Sleeping and better skin at the same time? Win win.
Aches and pains are inevitable as you grow older. Take care of yourself and treat your body right. The rolling balls in this portable massager feel amazing. Knock out knots in your neck, back, leg and anywhere else you need it.
This little guy is gonna be your new best friend. Anywhere you ache, roll this over the area. It's better, faster and way, way cheaper than a professional massage. Pain in your life is inevitable. Don't take it lying down... or if you do lie down, then get massaged while you're down there.
Disguising hair loss is easier and more discreet than ever. This powder-like substance clings to your actual hair and gives a phenomenal appearance of hair. It also comes in a multitude of colors, so you can simply spread it on and walk out, confident as you were years earlier.
Having to take a bunch of medicine is never fun. Keeping track of what to take and when is mandatory and can get confusing. Luckily, there's help. This bottle organizes your pills easily, so you'll always know the schedule. And the fact that it's in a bottle means you'll always have something to wash those pills down with. Get it done and resume living!