Hey there! Remember when you used to love hiking in the woods? That was a nice time in your life, right? Oh! And remember camping? Remember that? It was so fun sleeping under the stars for a night and eating hot dogs. Yeah, I think that's over. Sorry 'bout it. After seeing these posts, outdoor life will be over in a flash and you'll want to stick to indoor hangs, city life and anything that involves a lot of people as witnesses. If you think I am overreacting, good luck to you!