Aw, that's so sweet! This person made a little design specifically for their friend Felicia, who is leaving.
Every time I hear this song, I start bobbin' my head.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes (e.g., mashed, fries, au gratin).
What about a stitch? Is a stitch one?! Is one of them a STITCH?
Hey, are you doing okay? You seamstress'd.
Perhaps you should spend more time stitchin', and less time bitchin', am I right?
(I'm sorry; that was just a joke. You're doing a great job.)
Whoever made this one is really cool. Like, sew cool.
Literally the only "Keep Calm" saying that doesn't deserve an eye roll.
That's true. And you can't spell "penis" without "pines" or "spine" or "pen is."
When you can't say exactly what you're thinking, stitch it instead!
How polite! I guess I'll stick with Pepsi this time.
Short, simple and to the point. The needlepoint, that is!
This one is perfect for decorating your guest room, OR for leaving in someone else's guest room. *wink*
Thanks, little unicorn! I'm going to do just that!
This design is one that Leslie Knope would be very proud of.
(Oh, who are we kidding? Leslie Knope would be proud of anything handmade and adorable.)
Is this embroidery pizza? Because I think it would make everyone happy.
If only someone could travel back in time and create this before the very first bathroom selfie was ever taken....
I am knot joking about this.
(Alright, no more sewing jokes. I'm running out of material.)