She can't even fathom what he's hinting at. #megabestfriends #fail
"Who's your daddy?"
"You are! In the most platonic way!"
"Welcome to Loser Burger. How may I help you?"
"I'll have a milkshake with a side of rejection, please."
You can run, but you can't hide (from the Friend Zone). There's no escape!
"Okay, but like, what would you do after you ate the cereal?"
"Eat some more."
"And after that?"
"I'd ask you to leave."
"I'll match your Friend Zone. I'll raise you a letter up your butt."
And you know he picked her up at the airport. The good ol' bait and switch.
A little trivia for all you Drake fans out there. This text was the inspiration behind Hotline Bling.
Coming this summer to Showtime... This guy just got murdered via text!
Did it hurt when you were flung face first into the Friend Zone? Because it seems like it did.
Perhaps the toughest part about this text is that he fell in love with someone that doesn't know how emojis work. That's the real tragedy here :/
"No, you're the girl I love."
"Hahaha. I think you sent that to the wrong person. Now, send it to her!"
I really hope he "liked" his own reply. That would have been HILARIOUS.
Yeah, I ate already. That's why I'm not biting.
"I'm so happy that this is going exactly as planned." - Not this loser.