What's better than being light on your feet? Having TWO lights on TWO feet!

Forget having people knock before they enter your room. Instead, they have to beat you in a game of ping pong. If they can't do that, are they even really your friend?

Or, if your friends can't handle ping pong, challenge them to play a delightful little tune on your piano doorbell. This is also a great way to suss out which of your friends to approach with the idea for your next musical project.  

This is the perfect pillow for taking naps AND for making you look just weird enough that people won't want to approach you during said naps. It's everything you've ever wanted.

Because apparently the ol' Kindergarten trick of "if I can't see you, you can't see me" doesn't work for rain. Go figure.

Why would you want to spend time removing and replacing the toothpaste cap? Those precious seconds could be used to write your magnum opus!

You still can't stick your fingers directly into an electrical socket, but this probably the next best thing.

With this highlighter, you can better see where the important text is while you're highlighting it. Unfortunately, it won't automatically download that info to your brain as you highlight. But give it a few years!

And here I've just been writing the name Jesus on all my "Happy Birthday" wrapping paper. No more!

Forget the stroller. Baby, we're not going for a stroll; we're going for a roll! Coolest baby ever.