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Don't carry your baby around like a backpack. People might steal him. Carry him around like a front-pack instead.
With the baby jacket, your baby is safely swaddled up right where you can see him. You don't have to do any complicated wrapping, tying, or adjusting. You just slip your little guy into the front pouch and he's super comfy and all ready to go.
The future is now, people. We've got laser projected keyboards. Now you can literally carry a keyboard around in your pocket when you need it. Type anywhere you want. Type on the wall. Type on the ground. Type on your best friend's back.
You can use it with your tablet, and you can even use it from your phone. Now instead of using your fat clumsy fingers, you can actually type things instead of oafing around and making a bunch of typos.
Sushi is great. Sushi is expensive. Sushi is hard to make. These are all things that you know to be true about sushi. But wait a minute. Take those last two statements and throw your expectations out the window. This odd little gadget is about to revolutionize your sushi game.
This sushi roller allows you to easily make sushi at home. Thought that was a sentence you'd never read and be able to believe? Now you can with this thing. You just roll your sushi up into its chamber and it comes out as a sushi burrito that you cut into cute little sushi rolls. So easy a caveman could do it, but you won't let him because you want your sushi for yourself.
Stop having to stir stuff like some kind of peasant. Make gadgets do the stirring for you. This sauce blender gets things going with just the touch of a button, and you don't have to worry about your sauce burning if you're not always keeping an eye on it.
Leave your food unattended and let it do its cooking on your own. Your days of burning your food to a crisp are over. People might look at you while you're cooking like there's a little alien in your soup, but they'll ask where you got your alien so they can get one too.
Painting a room a new color sounds like a fun idea. Until you realize that painting is literally a task sent from the devil to make us hate our life on this earth.
Stop being that dramatic and reduce your paint waste with this anti-gravity paint tray. You can hold it at all angles and it won't drip everywhere. So instead of being a bumbling klutz and getting paint everywhere, you can do this instead. You'll be amazed at the non-spilling ability.
Bring yourself to the next level of coolness with a self-stirring mug. Don't waste your time stirring that milk into your tea or coffee. Get a machine to do it for you.
It has a whirring disk at the bottom that will stir every time you press the stir button, and whip up your drink in no time flat. You'll even know exactly what mug it is because it very clearly identifies itself as a self-stirring mug right on the front.
You want to go traipsing about new places, but you also want to wear your favorite shoes and don't want to get them all destroyed with mud and grime from those said new places. Viola, your problems are solved with these waterproof shoe protectors. You can also have fun when people look at your feet and go "What are thoooose?"
They have non-slip soles on the bottom so that they won't make you slip all over the place. And if it ever rains, you can show that water that's falling from the sky who's boss.
Your friends suck at not spilling stuff. Since you can't make people change, you can change your cupholders. Stick one of these guys down for people to use with their drinks and there's no chance that they can possibly knock it over. Even though you know that they'll try their very best.
The sticky gel pad is super durable and, of course, sticky. You can throw it on the wall and have a place to store your keys or whatever object you don't want to lose. Anywhere it goes, what you want to stick to it will stick to it.
When you finally drag yourself out of bed in the middle of the night because you came to terms with the fact that you really need to pee, this light will switch right on. And you don't have to turn the bathroom light and blind your eyes with the light of a thousand suns, because it's dim enough not to blind you but bright enough to let you do your business.
You might think this is initially sort of ridiculous looking, but you'll love how functional it actually is. And it's kind of like you're having a little party in your bathroom. Yay.
You know that fun game that you can play where there's a fly in your house and you're trying to trap it in your screen door to get it to go outside without trying to kill it? Or that other fun game called fly swatters that literally don't kill the fly, it's more like a fun playful tap that they laugh at later with all their fly friends that are now taking up residence in your home?
Stop playing games and get those flies out of your house. They're not paying their rent, so they can go ahead and get stuck in this fly trap that will attract them then use a fan to get them trapped inside the box. You can release them into the great outdoors later.
Turn up the heat on your decorating skills with an LED flame lamp. When people walk into the room, they're sure to do a double take. Because it will look like your house is on fire. But it's actually just sizzling with coolness. You can stick this in a lantern and pretend you're cool enough to carry around an open flame, or just throw it in a regular lamp and make your friends think that the house is burning down.
We don't know exactly what you're going to do with it, but we know that there are a lot of things that you can, in fact, do with it. Put it in your living room to make sure your friends aren't stealing your silverware when you aren't looking. Put it in your kid's nursery to make sure those little punks aren't stealing your silverware, either. It has a motion detection function, so you can also put it on your front porch to make sure thieves aren't getting into your house.
You're already accomplishing the best task in the world when you pet your dog or cat simply by petting your dog or cat. Kill two birds with one stone, because birds suck compared to dogs. Pet them and brush them when you slip one of these handy dandy gloves on your hands.
It grabs up all the hair into one place instead of letting it tornado around in the air, and when you're done giving them the pets, you can gather it all up and put it in the trash.
If anything is sure to make you say "WTF," it's experiencing virtual reality. All you have to do is download an app, and you've literally got tons of virtual reality scenarios at your fingertips. The future is happening right now.
You can also watch 3D movies on it, and play all the 3D games you can get your hands on. Just make sure you come back to the real world every now and then.