This dog just finished up a long work day at the factory. Don't judge him, he has a hard job and deserves this.
"Put all the kibble in the bag."
- What we imagine this dog would say after robbing a kibble bank. Also, in this world, kibble banks are a thing.
This dog breaks all the rules, but it just makes us love him more. Please love us back, cool dog.
The only type of Frisbee this dog wants to play is ultimate Frisbee, but he's been out of college for a few years and his friends are worried that he isn't developing as a dog. Get a job, ultimate Frisbee dog!
"If you could get those reports on my desk by the end of the day it'd really help the company out. Also, bark bark!"
This dog just can't function until she drinks her morning coffee, which is terrible because dogs aren't supposed to drink coffee. Bad dog.
This dog is about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016.
All of the songs are about chasing cars.
Did you turn your library books in on time? This dog knows the real answer and he's not happy about it.
This dog's been working this job for about twenty years. It's a lot of work and hell on the body, but it's the only way she can think of to support her family. It's really beautiful that someone would sacrifice so much for people that they care about and we should really honor that.
This dog is trying to appropriate Rasta culture and should be shamed for that. You don't know their struggle, dog!
The relationship is moving a bit too fast for this dog. He wants to tell him to slow down, but he also doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Should this dog stick it out or break it off? Sound off in the comments!
This dog bought you your first beer. Sure, you were sixteen and it was a little irresponsible of him, but he did it with love so it's okay I guess. You should call him more.
This dog isn't actually wealthy. He spent all of his money on this one suit so he could impress a girl dog. It worked for one night, but when she realized he isn't actually wealthy she left him. It's not sad, it's just how life goes sometimes. Just be yourself and you'll attract the people that like you for you, dog.
This dog is in its golden years and is excited to sit back and fish into retirement. Good job with managing your 401k, dog.
This dog tried to bury a bone in order to grow a bone tree. Stupid dog.
If you want a dog to fly you around in a zeppelin, look no further. Or do, I'm not your boss.
"I don't care when you show up to the office as long as you get your work done. Also, we're having a pizza party today. Can dogs eat pizza? Wait, don't answer that, it'll be our little secret."
This dog loves CrossFit and thinks of it more as a lifestyle than an exercise. It's cool that she's getting fit, but her friends are really worried about her. CrossFit is all she talks about. :(
This dog is wearing a button up shirt in a park. He must really have his life together. Good boy!