Stop pretending that your closet is fine. It's a mess: own it. Now fix it, with this closet organizer hanging rack. Then go out into the world, confident that at least one part of your life isn't a mess.
No, you're not lazy for getting one of these 360 Degree Flexible Mount Holder: You're being intelligent. This bad boy secures your screen and keeps your hands free. Why hold your phone or tablet when binge-watching your favorite show? Now that is dumb.
Sometimes you get out of the shower and you just want to stay in your towel the entire day. Guess what, you can, especially with this microfiber dress robe. Now, we're not saying you can go out in public with this on, but we're not not saying it either. You do do.
If you have a kid, you know that nothing you own is safe from mess. You can either accept that, or get one of these nifty spill-proof, gyro bowls. Sure the rest of your house will still look like a tornado went through it, but at least there is one tiny area that you can declare as "clean." That counts, right?
Back pain, knee pain, no pain — it doesn't matter. This ergonomically-designed knee pillow is just plain comfy and for those side-sleepers, it's a Godsend. (For you back sleepers — sorry. For you stomach sleepers — who even are you?)
We all think we brush our teeth the right way. Most of us are wrong. So what's the right way to brush your teeth? Dude, I have no idea. Get one of these Sonic Silicone Tooth Brushes and have technology take care of your teeth. Cause isn't that what technology is for?
Snoozing in your car doesn't have to be uncomfortable. And this Car Seat Belt Cushion Pad will ensure at least someone in the car gets a few good Zzzzs. Perfect for the kiddos, the pad is so soft that you may want one for yourself.
So you remembered to bring your umbrella. Yay! But now you've got a wet umbrella dripping everywhere. Boo! This folding reversible umbrella prevents all that, keeping your floors dry after you've spent the night singing in the rain. (Don't act like you haven't done that before.)
This portable juicer/blender lets you make your favorite smoothie without a power outlet and you can take it when you are on the go. Now you can finally humblebrag to everyone, "I'm just so busy and if I don't bring my acai/beet smoothie with me I'll just plain forget to get my nutrition in!"
Just because you're a new dad doesn't mean you have to live in ripped sweats and a dirty Train T-shirt, which you sweat through because you have your baby in a awkward baby carrier. You can look cool and still be the #1dad. I mean, look at this guy. He gets it. (The kid, not the dad.)
Carrying six bags of groceries from your car to your house feels like it requires the strength and agility of a Cirque du Soleil acrobat. This Soft Grip Grocery Bag Handle keeps it simple and prevents your arms from falling off. (Cause you know that's exactly what it feels like.)
Watering plants is the easiest thing to forget, and I'm pretty sure if plants could talk they would be pissed about that. Don't piss your plants off. Get them a self-watering flower pot that keeps them watered for up to 15 days.