Childhood mustaches are the leading cause of uncoolness in children. Don't let this be your child.
From that day forward no one ever asked Brandon what he did over the weekend. Never again, Brandon.
This should become their new slogan. At least it would be honest.
One of the biggest spoilers of our time. Fans of the popular Marley & Me franchise are said to have put a bounty on the head of whoever did this.
I don't want to know what happened to the "No Public Defecation" sign. It's probably a crappy situation over there.
Ever since Dime Bag Darrel went to heaven, God's gotten really into Slayer. I never thought I would say this, but at least Justin Bieber is still alive.
Your momma is so sick of hearing tired "your momma" jokes that she cleaned out your room and kicked your ass to the curb. Find another momma to mess with rent free.
Dinosaurs, what? Do dinosaurs still exists? How long ago did dinosaurs go extinct?! What would dinosaurs think about Donald Trump?!? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
To be fair, this billboard totally had it coming. I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Scott was the culprit.
"Ohhhh committing crimes is fun? I wasn't going to commit a crime, but now I know that its fun to commit a crime I guess I will!"
Earl's last words were unfortunately, "Don't tell me I need to go to the doctor, Diane." Then he died.
She's been handing down harsher and harsher rulings lately. I think she went too far when she sentenced that guy who broke his roommate's fish tank to 15 months hard labor.
What came first, eating dessert for a three course meal or the diabetes? Definitely the former.